{"product_id":"call-me-antisocial-embroidered-bag-buddy","title":"Call Me Antisocial Embroidered Bag Buddy","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e📞 \u003cstrong\u003eCALL ME ANTISOCIAL… BUT PLEASE DON’T CALL ME.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor the person who loves you dearly but would really prefer you \u003cstrong\u003etext first.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis embroidered Bag Buddy features a bright pink retro telephone and the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me”\u003c\/strong\u003e stitched onto denim. It’s funny, a little sarcastic, and painfully relatable for introverts everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for keeping all the little things that otherwise disappear into the mysterious abyss at the bottom of your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Makeup \u0026amp; everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e• Pens, pencils \u0026amp; art supplies\u003cbr\u003e• Chargers, earbuds \u0026amp; tech bits\u003cbr\u003e• Bookish accessories\u003cbr\u003e• Travel organization\u003cbr\u003e• Emergency snacks — we don't judge\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose phone has been on silent since approximately 2017\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach Bag Buddy is individually embroidered and handmade by Witty Chaos Company. Because these are handmade pieces, slight variations may occur — that's part of their wonderfully chaotic charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe design features black embroidery with a bright pink retro telephone on denim and a zipper closure across the top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGIFT IT TO:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour introverted bestie, book lover, socially exhausted coworker, sarcastic sister, chronically unavailable friend — or yourself, because answering the phone is frankly an unreasonable expectation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e💜 \u003cstrong\u003eMADE BY WITTY CHAOS COMPANY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMade with a little thread, a lot of personality, and the firm belief that \u003cstrong\u003ea text message would have been perfectly sufficient.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51695085420790,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/39b959ff-3d00-415b-9d7e-f2515540e50c.png?v=1789744701","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/call-me-antisocial-embroidered-bag-buddy","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}