{"product_id":"can-you-not-zipper-pouch","title":"Can You Not Zipper Pouch","description":"🐸 CAN YOU NOT? ZIPPER POUCH 🐸\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCute. Sassy. Unbothered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor those days when your social battery is low, your patience is thinner than a french fry, and the world just needs to take several giant steps back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis handmade denim zipper pouch features an adorable froggy friend delivering a message we can all get behind: \"Can You Not?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEqual parts sweet and sarcastic, this pouch is perfect for carrying your everyday essentials while showing off your delightfully unbothered energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade denim zipper pouch\u003cbr\u003e\n• Features a colorful frog chenille patch\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully lined interior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and easy to carry\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade by Witty Chaos Company\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 APPROXIMATE SIZE\u003cbr\u003e\n• 7 inches wide\u003cbr\u003e\n• 5 inches tall\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎒 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n• Makeup and cosmetics\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens and markers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Charging cords and tech accessories\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cash and cards\u003cbr\u003e\n• Snacks and treats\u003cbr\u003e\n• Travel essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Everyday purse organization\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💚 PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Need a little personal space\u003cbr\u003e\n• Run on caffeine and sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Love frogs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Have mastered the art of eye rolling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Prefer their humor cute and slightly chaotic\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n• Best friends\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Introverts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Frog lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who has ever whispered \"can you not?\" under their breath\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ PLEASE NOTE\u003cbr\u003e\nEach pouch is handmade and may vary slightly from photos due to fabric placement and handmade construction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade with love, caffeine, chaos, and just the right amount of attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🐸 Add a little froggy chaos to your day.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262771036406,"sku":"ET-51219510821110","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8162652048_qro0.jpg?v=1784026802","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/can-you-not-zipper-pouch","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}