{"product_id":"dont-pet-bigfoot-patch-funny-cryptid-sew-on-sasquatch-4x4-inch","title":"Don't Pet Bigfoot Patch | Funny Cryptid Sew-On Sasquatch (4x4 Inch)","description":"**Don‘t Pet the Bigfoot Patch | Funny Cryptid Sew-On Patch | Bigfoot Embroidered Patch | Sasquatch Gift | Cryptozoology Patch | 4x4 Patch**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJust because he‘s friend-shaped doesn‘t mean you should pet him.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis adorable embroidered Bigfoot patch features a cheerful Sasquatch surrounded by the warning every cryptid enthusiast should know:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**DON‘T PET THE BIGFOOT**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for backpacks, jackets, tote bags, hats, vests, sewing projects, and anywhere that could use a little cryptid chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re a believer, a hiker, a cryptozoology fan, or simply someone who appreciates weird and wonderful things, this patch is ready for adventure.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ **Details**\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approximately 4\" x 4\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sew-on patch\u003cbr\u003e\n• High-quality embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable stitched border\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and easy to attach\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade with chaotic cryptid energy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ **Perfect For**\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bigfoot enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cryptid collectors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Backpack and jacket customization\u003cbr\u003e\n• Camping lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n• National park adventurers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Funny gifts for weird friends\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ **Please Note**\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a sew-on patch and does not include an iron-on backing unless otherwise specified.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBigfoot may look adorable, but we still recommend maintaining a respectful distance.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAfter all, the patch does say not to pet him.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262771691766,"sku":"ET-4519931462","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8122484536_dgrn.jpg?v=1784026823","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/dont-pet-bigfoot-patch-funny-cryptid-sew-on-sasquatch-4x4-inch","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}