{"product_id":"embroidered-denim-bag-buddy-funny-83653","title":"Embroidered Denim Bag Buddy | Funny Introvert Zipper Pouch (Pink Phone)","description":"\u003cp\u003e📞 CALL ME ANTISOCIAL… BUT PLEASE DON’T CALL ME.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the person who loves you dearly but would really prefer you text first. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis embroidered Bag Buddy features a bright pink retro telephone and the words “Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me” stitched onto denim. It’s funny, a little sarcastic, and painfully relatable for introverts everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for keeping all the little things that otherwise disappear into the mysterious abyss at the bottom of your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Makeup \u0026amp; everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens, pencils \u0026amp; art supplies\u003cbr\u003e\n• Chargers, earbuds \u0026amp; tech bits\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bookish accessories\u003cbr\u003e\n• Travel organization\u003cbr\u003e\n• Emergency snacks — we don't judge\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone whose phone has been on silent since approximately 2017\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Bag Buddy is individually embroidered and handmade by Witty Chaos Company. Because these are handmade pieces, slight variations may occur — that's part of their wonderfully chaotic charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design features black embroidery with a bright pink retro telephone on denim and a zipper closure across the top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 GIFT IT TO:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour introverted bestie, book lover, socially exhausted coworker, sarcastic sister, chronically unavailable friend — or yourself, because answering the phone is frankly an unreasonable expectation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 MADE BY WITTY CHAOS COMPANY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with a little thread, a lot of personality, and the firm belief that a text message would have been perfectly sufficient.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51774767169782,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8590739991_clor.jpg?v=1790869857","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/embroidered-denim-bag-buddy-funny-83653","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}