{"product_id":"embroidered-grumpy-bear-denim-zipper-80774","title":"Embroidered Grumpy Bear Denim Zipper Pouch with Wristlet, Snarky Adult Humor Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose emotional-support style is less “gentle encouragement” and more “please stop talking.” This gloriously grumpy green bear brings cheerful color, aggressive boundaries, and exactly the right amount of inappropriate chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This pouch contains abbreviated adult language and is intended for mature buyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• One embroidered denim zipper pouch\u003cbr\u003e\n• One coordinating detachable fabric wristlet\u003cbr\u003e\n• The exact completed set shown in the listing photos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Coins, cash, and cards\u003cbr\u003e\n• Earbuds and charging cords\u003cbr\u003e\n• Small cosmetics\u003cbr\u003e\n• Medication and personal essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Organizing the little things inside a larger bag\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Best-friend gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone fluent in sarcasm and completely out of patience\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Pouch measures approximately 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark indigo denim exterior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Colorful machine-embroidered design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Metal wristlet hardware\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coordinating printed cotton wristlet\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade in North Carolina by Witty Chaos Company\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompact enough to slip inside a purse, tote, or backpack, but bold enough to communicate your current social availability without saying another word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean gently as needed and lay flat to dry. Please do not machine wash or place in the dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a handmade item, so tiny variations and perfectly imperfect details are part of its charm. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute, cranky, and handmade with absolutely no patience.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51774780342518,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8391332824_e83o.jpg?v=1790870141","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/embroidered-grumpy-bear-denim-zipper-80774","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}