{"product_id":"embroidered-zipper-pouch-keychain-set-sarcastic-burnout-survival-kit","title":"Embroidered Zipper Pouch \u0026 Keychain Set | Sarcastic Burnout Survival Kit","description":"Some days you wake up ready to conquer the world.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOther days...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou wake up ready to kick the day in the dick.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis handmade gift set is for the people holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and pure determination.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re shopping for yourself, your work bestie, your favorite chaos gremlin, or someone who deserves a laugh, this set is packed with attitude and a whole lot of personality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIncluded in this Set\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ 1 Embroidered zipper pouch featuring the \"Kick the Day in the Dick\" design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Coordinating keychain\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Matching accessory shown in the listing photos\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou will receive the exact set pictured.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect For\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Best friends\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Burnt-out adults\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Nurses\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Office workers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Moms\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ College students\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Anyone surviving life on caffeine and sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat For Holding\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Makeup\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Medications\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Charging cords\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Earbuds\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gift cards\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Snacks (because snacks solve problems)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Whatever helps you survive Monday\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery piece is handcrafted in my North Carolina studio using quality materials and lots of coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause each item is handmade, slight variations make every set one of a kind.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting my small business—it truly means the world to me!","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262766711030,"sku":"ET-51219506790646","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8204781666_d0z1.jpg?v=1784026723","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/embroidered-zipper-pouch-keychain-set-sarcastic-burnout-survival-kit","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}