{"product_id":"fuck-this-shit-zipper-pouch-funny-floral-bag-pink-faux-leather-makeup-bag-sassy-organizer-gift-for-best-friend","title":"Fuck This Shit Zipper Pouch | Funny Floral Bag | Pink Faux Leather Makeup Bag | Sassy Organizer | Gift for Best Friend","description":"🌸 Fuck This Shit Zipper Pouch | Funny Floral Bag | Pink Faux Leather Makeup Bag | Sassy Organizer | Gift for Best Friend\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the days when positive thoughts have left the building.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis bright pink faux leather zipper pouch combines sweet floral embroidery with a message we can all relate to. Cute enough to carry anywhere, honest enough to make people laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for holding makeup, pens, earbuds, medications, craft supplies, cash, cards, or whatever chaos life throws your way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade by Witty Chaos Company\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bright pink faux leather exterior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered floral design\u003cbr\u003e\n• White zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and durable\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approximate size: 7\" x 5\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for purses, backpacks, tote bags, and travel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Makes a great gift for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your sarcastic best friend\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers who have seen some things\u003cbr\u003e\n• Moms running on caffeine and determination\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone currently operating on \"one inconvenience away\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes self-care is a fancy candle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd sometimes it‘s a little pink pouch that perfectly sums up the day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Due to the handmade nature of each item, slight variations may occur, making every piece uniquely yours.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262776312054,"sku":"ET-51219511050486","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8128810028_n12a.jpg?v=1784026903","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/fuck-this-shit-zipper-pouch-funny-floral-bag-pink-faux-leather-makeup-bag-sassy-organizer-gift-for-best-friend","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}