{"product_id":"girl-anxiety-embroidered","title":"Girl Anxiety Embroidered Bag Buddy","description":"\u003cp\u003e2% Girl 98% Anxiety Embroidered Denim Pouch with Wristlet | Funny Introvert Gift | Anxiety Humor Zipper Bag | Mental Health Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo percent girl, ninety-eight percent anxiety, and somehow still remembering to bring the emotional support lip balm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handmade denim zipper pouch understands the assignment. With pink and pale-blue embroidery, sunny little sparkles, and a matching pink confetti wristlet, it’s the perfect place to stash your essentials while you politely decline absolutely everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• One handmade dark denim zipper pouch embroidered with “2% girl, 98% anxiety” and yellow sparkle accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Introvert survival kits and emotional-support essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Makeup, medications, earbuds, chargers, pens, and everyday necessities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anxious besties, overthinkers, and beautifully overwhelmed humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Birthday gifts, self-care packages, and just-because surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anyone whose brain has 47 tabs open and can’t find the music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Pouch measures approximately 5 x 7 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dark denim exterior with embroidered pink and pale-blue lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Yellow embroidered sparkle accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Secure zipper closure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Metal wristlet hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Handmade with care in North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean as needed and lay flat to dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pouch is handmade, so slight variations in stitching, fabric, and placement are part of its one-of-a-kind charm. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love, a little chaos, and an entirely reasonable amount of overthinking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51658648486134,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/e8163df6-d0cc-4438-8957-898b12f31f62.png?v=1789603296","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/girl-anxiety-embroidered","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}