{"product_id":"i-heard-what-you-did-for-a-klondike-bar-denim-pouch-retro-sarcastic-makeup-bag","title":"I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Bar  Denim Pouch | Retro Sarcastic Makeup Bag","description":"🐻 I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Bar Denim Pouch 🍦\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome secrets are worth keeping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis handmade denim zipper pouch features a hilarious embroidered patch that asks the question we‘ve all wondered at some point:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\"I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Bar.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re carrying makeup, pens, chargers, snacks, or evidence you‘d rather not discuss, this pouch is ready for the job.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade denim zipper pouch\u003cbr\u003e\n• Embroidered patch securely attached\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully lined interior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Horizontal pouch design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approximate size: 7\" x 5\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade in North Carolina\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎒 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Makeup and cosmetics\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens and pencils\u003cbr\u003e\n• Art supplies\u003cbr\u003e\n• Chargers and cords\u003cbr\u003e\n• Travel essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Everyday organization\u003cbr\u003e\n• Emergency snack storage\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🐻 WHY YOU‘LL LOVE IT\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEqual parts retro, sarcastic, and completely unhinged, this pouch is perfect for anyone who appreciates classic humor and a little chaos. The bright pink patch and iconic phrase make it a fun conversation starter and a unique gift for friends who share your sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 HANDMADE WITH CHAOS\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach pouch is individually handmade and may feature slight variations that make every piece one of a kind.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 GREAT GIFT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fans of retro humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Snark enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Best friends\u003cbr\u003e\n• Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n• College students\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone with a slightly questionable sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🐻 Some questions are better left unanswered.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262761599222,"sku":"ET-51219510558966","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8208589545_g4no.jpg?v=1784026633","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/i-heard-what-you-did-for-a-klondike-bar-denim-pouch-retro-sarcastic-makeup-bag","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}