{"product_id":"majestically-awkward-embroidered-wristlet-funny-flamingo-wristlet-handmade-zipper-pouch-tropical-gift-quirky-accessory","title":"Majestically Awkward Embroidered Wristlet | Funny Flamingo Wristlet | Handmade Zipper Pouch | Tropical Gift | Quirky Accessory","description":"Some people are effortlessly graceful.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe rest of us are... Majestically Awkward. 🦩💕\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCelebrate your wonderfully awkward self with this handcrafted embroidered wristlet featuring an adorable pink flamingo and a tropical pop of color. Whether you‘re tripping over absolutely nothing, walking into glass doors, or simply embracing your beautifully chaotic personality, this wristlet is here to remind you that awkward can be fabulous.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade in North Carolina, every piece is professionally embroidered and paired with coordinating tropical fabric, making each one as unique as the person carrying it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Features\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally embroidered flamingo design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable dark denim exterior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coordinating tropical cotton wrist strap\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching zippered pouch lining\/accent fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Secure zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and perfect for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade in North Carolina\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🌴 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Flamingo lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Friends with a great sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tropical vibes all year long\u003cbr\u003e\n• Birthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Best friend gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who proudly embraces their awkward side\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect For Carrying\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Phone\u003cbr\u003e\n• Keys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cash \u0026amp; cards\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lip balm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Earbuds\u003cbr\u003e\n• Small cosmetics\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens\u003cbr\u003e\n• Everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re headed to work, running errands, or simply trying to survive adulthood with a little dignity intact, this wristlet keeps your essentials close while making people smile.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery Witty Chaos Company piece is embroidered, sewn, and packaged by hand with care, a little sarcasm, and just the right amount of chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting handmade! 💜","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Bag","offer_id":51332742119670,"sku":"ET-33311730394","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set","offer_id":51332742152438,"sku":"ET-32977654953","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8252814374_qtea.jpg?v=1784922088","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/majestically-awkward-embroidered-wristlet-funny-flamingo-wristlet-handmade-zipper-pouch-tropical-gift-quirky-accessory","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}