{"product_id":"nope-not-today-mystery-bag-set-funny-gift-for-coworker-snarky-zipper-pouch-handmade-wristlet-coin-purse-sassy-everyday-carry","title":"NOPE Not Today Mystery Bag Set | Funny Gift for Coworker, Snarky Zipper Pouch, Handmade Wristlet \u0026 Coin Purse, Sassy Everyday Carry","description":"Some days you wake up full of sunshine...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn‘t for those days. 😅\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur \"NOPE Not Today\" Mystery Bag Set is handmade for the wonderfully sarcastic humans who survive life one eye roll at a time. Whether you‘re dealing with work, meetings, errands, or just people in general, this snarky set has your back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece is handcrafted in our North Carolina studio and coordinates beautifully while giving you plenty of room for the little things that always seem to disappear into the void.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYour 3-Piece Set Includes:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 5x7 Embroidered Zipper Pouch\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 Coordinating Coin Purse\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 Matching Wristlet Key Fob\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for carrying:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cash \u0026amp; cards\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lip balm \u0026amp; makeup\u003cbr\u003e\n• Medication\u003cbr\u003e\n• Earbuds\u003cbr\u003e\n• Charging cables\u003cbr\u003e\n• Keys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gift cards\u003cbr\u003e\n• Everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tiny emotional support snacks (we won‘t judge!)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy You‘ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Handmade with premium materials\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Durable embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Coordinating fabrics\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Functional and giftable\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Perfect mix of sass and style\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Every piece is stitched with care\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMakes a great gift for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Nurses\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Best friends\u003cbr\u003e\n• Moms\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office survival kits\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone running purely on caffeine and sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNOPE. Not today.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262767595766,"sku":"ET-4536725838","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8291495269_2mjv.jpg?v=1784026737","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/nope-not-today-mystery-bag-set-funny-gift-for-coworker-snarky-zipper-pouch-handmade-wristlet-coin-purse-sassy-everyday-carry","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}