{"product_id":"pink-quilted-zipper-pouch-faux-leather-sassy-makeup-bag","title":"Pink Quilted Zipper Pouch | Faux Leather Sassy Makeup Bag","description":"🌸 Pink Pastel Menace Quilted Zipper Pouch | Funny Faux Leather Bag | Sassy Makeup Bag | Cute But Unhinged Gift\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet. Pink. Floral-adjacent.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd completely out of patience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis handmade zipper pouch features a bright pink faux leather exterior with an all-over quilted script pattern that reveals its true personality on closer inspection. Soft, cute, and just a little bit feral, it‘s perfect for anyone who believes self-care and sarcasm can coexist.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re organizing makeup, pens, earbuds, medications, craft supplies, or your last remaining shred of sanity, this pouch has you covered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade by Witty Chaos Company\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bright pink faux leather exterior\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quilted all-over stitched design\u003cbr\u003e\n• White zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and durable\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approximate size: 7\" x 5\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fits easily into purses, backpacks, totes, and travel bags\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• The friend who says what everyone else is thinking\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pink-loving chaos goblins\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers surviving on caffeine and spite\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone embracing their \"cute but dangerous\" era\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fans of snarky, funny accessories\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of our Pink Pastel Menace Collection — because looking adorable and being completely done are not mutually exclusive.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Each item is handmade and may have slight variations that make your pouch uniquely yours.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262779883766,"sku":"ET-51219511017718","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8176973517_ci4g.jpg?v=1784026964","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/pink-quilted-zipper-pouch-faux-leather-sassy-makeup-bag","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}