{"product_id":"running-on-caffeine-spite-mystery-bag","title":"Running on Caffeine \u0026 Spite Mystery Bag","description":"☕ Running on Caffeine \u0026amp; Spite Mystery Bag ☕\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the caffeine goblins, chaos coordinators, exhausted professionals, and anyone surviving life one sarcastic comment at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Running on Caffeine \u0026amp; Spite Mystery Bag is packed with handmade surprises inspired by coffee addiction, overworked energy, dark humor, and the determination to keep going even when your eye is twitching.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach mystery bag is carefully curated around the theme and includes 3 handmade items designed to add a little chaos, humor, and functionality to your day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ WHAT‘S INCLUDED ✨\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach bag contains 3 handmade surprises:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 Zipper Pouch, Wallet, or Coin Purse\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 Wristlet, Keychain, or Bag Charm\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 Bonus Accessory or Patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery bag is different, making each unboxing a fun surprise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n☕ PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Run on coffee and questionable decisions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Need caffeine before conversation\u003cbr\u003e\n• Are professionally unimpressed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Have a healthy relationship with sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Keep functioning out of pure spite\u003cbr\u003e\n• Love snarky, chaotic, relatable accessories\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 HANDMADE WITH CHAOS\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAll items are handmade by Witty Chaos Company using quality fabrics, faux leather, hardware, and embroidery or printed designs when applicable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo two bags will be exactly alike.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 GREAT FOR:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coffee lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Nurses\u003cbr\u003e\n• Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office workers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Small business owners\u003cbr\u003e\n• Moms\u003cbr\u003e\n• Students\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone surviving adulthood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIMPORTANT:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis listing is for a mystery bag. Specific designs, colors, fabrics, and sayings will vary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPhotos are examples of the overall aesthetic and theme. The fun is in the surprise!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade. Snarky. Functional.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause caffeine can‘t solve everything... but it certainly helps.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51262788403446,"sku":"ET-51219510591734","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8208709521_41ct.jpg?v=1784027091","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/running-on-caffeine-spite-mystery-bag","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}