{"product_id":"running-on-caffeine-spite-mystery-pouch-34715","title":"Running on Caffeine \u0026 Spite Mystery Pouch | Handmade Embroidered Denim Bag | Funny Sassy Surprise Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days we run on dreams and determination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOther days? Coffee and pure unadulterated spite will have to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handmade mystery pouch is for the gloriously exhausted, slightly unhinged, heavily caffeinated human who has things to accomplish and perhaps a few grudges keeping the engine running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou choose the vibe — Running on Caffeine \u0026amp; Spite — and I choose the embroidered design just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means the exact character\/design you receive is a surprise. No choosing from a lineup, no guaranteed specific design—just me digging through my ridiculous collection of embroidery designs and deciding which little agent of chaos belongs with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ YOU WILL RECEIVE\u003cbr\u003e\n• ONE handmade embroidered denim zipper pouch\u003cbr\u003e\n• ONE surprise design chosen by me\u003cbr\u003e\n• A healthy dose of Witty Chaos energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ THE VIBE\u003cbr\u003e\nThink caffeine, sarcasm, exhaustion, attitude, chaos, questionable coping mechanisms and the general energy of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I’m tired, but unfortunately I remain capable of doing things out of spite.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pouch is individually handmade, so small variations are part of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee lovers, coworkers, best friends, tired moms, small-business owners, chronically over-it humans—or yourself, because frankly you've earned a little surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 THE WITTY CHAOS PROMISE\u003cbr\u003e\nMystery means mystery. The fun is letting me choose who—or what—shows up in your happy mail. You won't know the exact design until you open your package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with thread, caffeine, questionable decisions and entirely too much personality by Witty Chaos Company.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51774772576502,"sku":"ET-51219510591734","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8620264779_td8n.jpg?v=1790870014","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/running-on-caffeine-spite-mystery-pouch-34715","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}