{"product_id":"sarcastic-zipper-pouch-funny-sun-patch-37374","title":"Sarcastic Zipper Pouch | Funny Sun Patch, Frog Charm, Makeup Organizer","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes... life hands you a mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes... your best friend is having a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes... the only reasonable response is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"You suck. Fix that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handmade zipper pouch is perfect for the people in your life who understand sarcasm is a love language. Use it as a makeup bag, pencil pouch, purse organizer, travel pouch, or a place to stash all the tiny things that somehow end up at the bottom of every bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFriends with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant exchanges\u003cbr\u003e\nJust because life is chaotic\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Handmade in North Carolina\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully lined\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable zipper closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approx. 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for cosmetics, pens, charging cables, medications, craft supplies and everyday essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pouch is individually stitched in my small workshop with care, a little sarcasm, and probably a cup of coffee nearby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes encouragement sounds like:\u003cbr\u003e\n\"You suck. Fix that.\" ❤️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Bag","offer_id":51774788305142,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set","offer_id":51774788337910,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8313223998_nrqb.jpg?v=1790870337","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/sarcastic-zipper-pouch-funny-sun-patch-37374","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}