{"product_id":"sass-snark-embroidered-denim-zipper-06476","title":"Sass \u0026 Snark Embroidered Denim Zipper Pouch | Sarcastic Surprise Gift (Mystery Design)","description":"\u003cp\u003e💜 CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS: SASS \u0026amp; SNARK EDITION 💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes you don't need inspirational words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes you need a cute little pouch with an attitude problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Sass \u0026amp; Snark edition of Choose Your Chaos — where you choose the vibe and I choose the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eONE handmade embroidered denim zipper pouch featuring a surprise design from my collection of sarcastic, sassy, snarky and occasionally slightly unhinged designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo three-piece set.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo complicated choices.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo trying to guess which design you want from a giant collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou order. I pick. You get surprised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd frankly? This is where I have the most fun. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 HOW THE MYSTERY WORKS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour exact embroidered design will be a surprise!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhotos show examples of the general Sass \u0026amp; Snark vibe and do not guarantee a particular design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave something you absolutely DON'T want? Leave me a note at checkout and I'll do my best to avoid it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOtherwise?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelease control. Embrace chaos. Trust the woman with the embroidery machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 HANDMADE WITH CHAOS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pouch is embroidered and finished by me in my Witty Chaos workroom. Because they're individually handmade, there may be tiny variations between pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Makeup\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pens \u0026amp; pencils\u003cbr\u003e\n• Chargers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Craft supplies\u003cbr\u003e\n• Purse organization\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tiny necessities\u003cbr\u003e\n• Emergency snacks\u003cbr\u003e\n• Whatever else needs to travel around with an inappropriate amount of attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSarcastic friends • Coworkers with questionable coping mechanisms • Moms who are DONE • Besties • Introverts • Chaos goblins • Stocking stuffers • Birthday gifts • Or yourself because you've earned a little nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ PLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing includes ONE mystery embroidered denim zipper pouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exact design is chosen by me and will be a surprise. Designs pictured are examples only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Chaos Coordinator","offer_id":51774769496310,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Create Your Own","offer_id":51774769529078,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Overthinker","offer_id":51774769561846,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nope","offer_id":51774769594614,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Not Today","offer_id":51774769627382,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Powered by Spite","offer_id":51774769660150,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spicy Adult","offer_id":51774769692918,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tired But Fabulous","offer_id":51774769725686,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8611136599_g0ra.jpg?v=1790869915","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/sass-snark-embroidered-denim-zipper-06476","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}