{"product_id":"snark-sass-embroidered-denim-pouches-11243","title":"Snark \u0026 Sass Embroidered Denim Pouches | Sarcastic Adult Humor Gift (3-Pouch Bundle)","description":"\u003cp\u003e💜😈 SNARK \u0026amp; SASS 😈💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute? Absolutely. Appropriate? That's debatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Snark \u0026amp; Sass 3-Pouch Mystery Bundle is for anyone whose love language is sarcasm, whose coping mechanism is inappropriate humor, and who has whispered “are you fucking kidding me?” at least once today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn other words...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome. You have found your people. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll receive THREE handmade embroidered denim zipper pouches, personally selected from my collection of sarcastic, snarky, sweary and gloriously inappropriate designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 YOUR BUNDLE INCLUDES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ 3 full-size embroidered denim zipper pouches\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ 3 different surprise designs\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Handmade and embroidered by Witty Chaos Company\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Designs personally selected for your bundle\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Absolutely no promise of good behavior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHREE POUCHES. THREE SURPRISES. ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😈 YOU CHOOSE THE VIBE — I CHOOSE THE CHAOS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to point me toward your particular flavor of attitude? Leave me a note at checkout!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ Caffeine \u0026amp; bad decisions\u003cbr\u003e\n🔥 Powered by spite\u003cbr\u003e\n🖕 Zero F's energy\u003cbr\u003e\n📚 Bookish sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n💀 Dark humor\u003cbr\u003e\n🤬 Sweary things\u003cbr\u003e\n😑 People are exhausting\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Mildly inappropriate\u003cbr\u003e\n🚨 Definitely inappropriate\u003cbr\u003e\n🎲 CHOOSE CHAOS — surprise me!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf profanity isn't your thing, just tell me! I'm perfectly happy to keep your bundle sassy without making it sweary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also leave favorite colors, hobbies or anything else that helps me understand your particular brand of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'll use your preferences as inspiration, but because this is a mystery bundle, exact designs aren't guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSarcastic best friends • Coworker gifts • Tired moms • Book lovers • Caffeine enthusiasts • Introverts • Birthday gifts • Adult humor gifts • People with questionable coping mechanisms • Anyone currently running on caffeine, spite and approximately three hours of sleep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 PLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing includes THREE handmade embroidered denim zipper pouches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome available designs may contain adult language\/profanity. If you'd prefer a profanity-free bundle, please leave me a note at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRequests help me understand your vibe but do not guarantee specific designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pouch is individually embroidered and handmade, so slight variations are part of its handmade charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Cute bags. Questionable attitudes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSounds about right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Snark \u0026amp; Sass. 😈💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— Witty Chaos Company\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witty Chaos","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51774751277302,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9249\/3046\/files\/il_fullxfull.8599552746_41g4.jpg?v=1790869514","url":"https:\/\/wittychaos.com\/products\/snark-sass-embroidered-denim-pouches-11243","provider":"Witty Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}