Arkham Mystery Zipper Pouch | Villain Inspired Embroidered Denim Bag | Gotham Chaos Surprise Gift | Choose Your Villain

🃏🖤 WELCOME TO ARKHAM — MYSTERY ZIPPER POUCH 🖤🃏

Heroes are fine.

They're noble. They're responsible. They save the city.

But have you SEEN the villains? 😈

Welcome to the slightly more questionable corner of Witty Chaos, where the rogues, antiheroes, criminal masterminds and beautifully unhinged residents of Gotham get their turn.

Tell me who you'd willingly share a cell block with, and I'll choose the chaos.

🖤 WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE

Your order includes:

🃏 ONE handmade denim zipper pouch
💥 ONE surprise embroidered villain or antihero-inspired design
🧵 Handmade from start to finish in the Witty Chaos workroom
😈 Chosen using your preferences as inspiration

ONE order = ONE pouch.

🚨 TELL ME YOUR ARKHAM VIBE

This is where things get questionable.

Use the personalization box to tell me what kind of chaos you prefer.

Maybe you're into:

🃏 Criminal masterminds
♦️ Chaotic antiheroines
❓ Riddle-loving troublemakers
🌿 Beautiful botanical villains
🐧 Well-dressed crime bosses
🧪 Mad scientists and questionable doctors
😈 Antiheroes who absolutely insist they're not heroes
🦇 Anyone lurking around Gotham after dark

Tell me your favorite characters, colors and general villainous aesthetic.

And PLEASE tell me if there's anyone you absolutely DO NOT want.

Then back away slowly and let your seamstress make questionable decisions. 😂

🔐 HOW THE MYSTERY WORKS

Your preferences are inspiration, not a custom-design request.

I'll look through my collection with your favorites in mind, but specific characters, designs and colors are not guaranteed.

That's the fun of it.

You tell me which wing of Arkham you'd probably end up in.

I decide who your roommate is. 😈

🧵 HANDMADE IN THE WITTY CHAOS WORKROOM

Every pouch is individually embroidered and handmade in my little North Carolina workroom.

These aren't mass-produced pieces. Small variations are part of handmade work and make each pouch uniquely yours.

And because apparently I have accumulated an alarming number of adorable villain chibis, there's plenty of chaos for me to choose from. 😂

⚠️ BEFORE YOU CHECK YOURSELF INTO ARKHAM...

This listing includes ONE embroidered denim zipper pouch.

Photos show examples of previous designs and the general style and variety you may receive.

The exact designs pictured are NOT guaranteed.

This is a genuine mystery item. Please don't order expecting one specific character shown in the photos.

Give me your favorites.

Give me your absolutely-nots.

Tell me how chaotic we're allowed to get.

Then...

🃏 WELCOME TO ARKHAM. YOUR POUCH IS WAITING. 🃏

Thank you for supporting my wonderfully weird little handmade business. 💜

— Heather
Witty Chaos Company