Call Me Antisocial Embroidered Bag Buddy

📞 CALL ME ANTISOCIAL… BUT PLEASE DON’T CALL ME.

For the person who loves you dearly but would really prefer you text first. 😂

This embroidered Bag Buddy features a bright pink retro telephone and the words “Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me” stitched onto denim. It’s funny, a little sarcastic, and painfully relatable for introverts everywhere.

Perfect for keeping all the little things that otherwise disappear into the mysterious abyss at the bottom of your bag.

✨ Perfect for:
• Makeup & everyday essentials
• Pens, pencils & art supplies
• Chargers, earbuds & tech bits
• Bookish accessories
• Travel organization
• Emergency snacks — we don't judge
• Anyone whose phone has been on silent since approximately 2017

🧵 DETAILS

Each Bag Buddy is individually embroidered and handmade by Witty Chaos Company. Because these are handmade pieces, slight variations may occur — that's part of their wonderfully chaotic charm.

The design features black embroidery with a bright pink retro telephone on denim and a zipper closure across the top.

🎁 GIFT IT TO:

Your introverted bestie, book lover, socially exhausted coworker, sarcastic sister, chronically unavailable friend — or yourself, because answering the phone is frankly an unreasonable expectation.

💜 MADE BY WITTY CHAOS COMPANY

Made with a little thread, a lot of personality, and the firm belief that a text message would have been perfectly sufficient.