Embroidered Grumpy Bear Denim Zipper Pouch with Wristlet, Snarky Adult Humor Bag

For the person whose emotional-support style is less “gentle encouragement” and more “please stop talking.” This gloriously grumpy green bear brings cheerful color, aggressive boundaries, and exactly the right amount of inappropriate chaos.

Please note: This pouch contains abbreviated adult language and is intended for mature buyers.

WHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE

• One embroidered denim zipper pouch
• One coordinating detachable fabric wristlet
• The exact completed set shown in the listing photos

PERFECT FOR

• Coins, cash, and cards
• Earbuds and charging cords
• Small cosmetics
• Medication and personal essentials
• Organizing the little things inside a larger bag
• Coworker gifts
• Best-friend gifts
• Anyone fluent in sarcasm and completely out of patience

DETAILS

• Pouch measures approximately 5 x 7 inches
• Dark indigo denim exterior
• Colorful machine-embroidered design
• Black zipper closure
• Metal wristlet hardware
• Coordinating printed cotton wristlet
• Handmade in North Carolina by Witty Chaos Company

Compact enough to slip inside a purse, tote, or backpack, but bold enough to communicate your current social availability without saying another word.

CARE

Spot clean gently as needed and lay flat to dry. Please do not machine wash or place in the dryer.

PLEASE NOTE

This is a handmade item, so tiny variations and perfectly imperfect details are part of its charm. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.

Cute, cranky, and handmade with absolutely no patience.