Embroidered Zipper Pouch & Keychain Set | Sarcastic Burnout Survival Kit

Some days you wake up ready to conquer the world.

Other days...

You wake up ready to kick the day in the dick.

This handmade gift set is for the people holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and pure determination.

Whether you‘re shopping for yourself, your work bestie, your favorite chaos gremlin, or someone who deserves a laugh, this set is packed with attitude and a whole lot of personality.

Included in this Set

✨ 1 Embroidered zipper pouch featuring the "Kick the Day in the Dick" design

✨ Coordinating keychain

✨ Matching accessory shown in the listing photos

You will receive the exact set pictured.

Perfect For

✔ Coworkers

✔ Best friends

✔ Burnt-out adults

✔ Nurses

✔ Teachers

✔ Office workers

✔ Moms

✔ College students

✔ Anyone surviving life on caffeine and sarcasm

Great For Holding

• Makeup

• Pens

• Medications

• Charging cords

• Earbuds

• Gift cards

• Snacks (because snacks solve problems)

• Whatever helps you survive Monday

Every piece is handcrafted in my North Carolina studio using quality materials and lots of coffee.

Because each item is handmade, slight variations make every set one of a kind.

Thank you for supporting my small business—it truly means the world to me!