💜 CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS: SASS & SNARK EDITION 💜
Sometimes you don't need inspirational words.
Sometimes you need a cute little pouch with an attitude problem.
Welcome to the Sass & Snark edition of Choose Your Chaos — where you choose the vibe and I choose the chaos.
✨ WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE
ONE handmade embroidered denim zipper pouch featuring a surprise design from my collection of sarcastic, sassy, snarky and occasionally slightly unhinged designs.
That's it.
No three-piece set.
No complicated choices.
No trying to guess which design you want from a giant collection.
You order. I pick. You get surprised.
And frankly? This is where I have the most fun. 😂
💜 HOW THE MYSTERY WORKS
Your exact embroidered design will be a surprise!
Photos show examples of the general Sass & Snark vibe and do not guarantee a particular design.
Have something you absolutely DON'T want? Leave me a note at checkout and I'll do my best to avoid it.
Otherwise?
Release control. Embrace chaos. Trust the woman with the embroidery machine.
🧵 HANDMADE WITH CHAOS
Every pouch is embroidered and finished by me in my Witty Chaos workroom. Because they're individually handmade, there may be tiny variations between pieces.
Perfect for:
• Makeup
• Pens & pencils
• Chargers
• Craft supplies
• Purse organization
• Tiny necessities
• Emergency snacks
• Whatever else needs to travel around with an inappropriate amount of attitude
🎁 PERFECT FOR
Sarcastic friends • Coworkers with questionable coping mechanisms • Moms who are DONE • Besties • Introverts • Chaos goblins • Stocking stuffers • Birthday gifts • Or yourself because you've earned a little nonsense
✨ PLEASE NOTE
This listing includes ONE mystery embroidered denim zipper pouch.
The exact design is chosen by me and will be a surprise. Designs pictured are examples only.
